1 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:15,020 It was like hanging out with one of the guys, spending time with my 2 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:17,820 stepdaughter, Dillian, whenever my wife went out of town. 3 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,920 She would step up to the plate and keep me company. 4 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,280 She wanted to make sure I didn't get too lonely with her mom away. 5 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:29,260 We'd drink beer and talk about sports, even play a little game of poker. 6 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:33,980 Although one random July afternoon, after taking her for every dime she had, 7 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:38,760 decided to up the ante and make it a game of strip poker. 8 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:40,800 You know, in effort to... 9 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:42,100 Win her money back. 10 00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:43,340 Full house. 11 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:45,860 Damn it. 12 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,460 So promise me, when I start winning, you're going to start stripping that. 13 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:58,800 The two of us naked? 14 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,720 I don't think that would be too appropriate. 15 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,160 Whatever you say. 16 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:35,310 But what I didn't quite realize at the time was just how bad she really was at 17 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:38,870 the game. And before I knew it, she was standing there in front of me, toppling. 18 00:01:47,730 --> 00:01:48,130 Am 19 00:01:48,130 --> 00:01:58,870 I 20 00:01:58,870 --> 00:01:59,870 making you uncomfortable? 21 00:02:02,510 --> 00:02:03,510 A little bit. 22 00:02:03,810 --> 00:02:06,330 I'm just a chick with tits. No big deal. 23 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:08,530 You go to strip clubs, don't you? 24 00:02:10,650 --> 00:02:11,650 No. 25 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,350 Oh, Dad, don't be so pathetic. 26 00:02:14,490 --> 00:02:16,750 Yeah, I don't think your mom would like that too much. 27 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,050 Which part? 28 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:22,170 If you went to a strip club or if you looked at my tits? 29 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:23,570 Both. 30 00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:26,710 Well, she's not here. 31 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,590 God, I'm so bad at this game. 32 00:02:36,670 --> 00:02:37,730 Are you bluffing me? 33 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:42,250 Maybe. Are you flirting with me? 34 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:47,570 No. You're trying so hard not to look. You should just look. 35 00:02:47,930 --> 00:02:49,490 You like tits, don't you? 36 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:54,710 Yeah. And mommy's not home to tell you you can't indulge a little. I'm not 37 00:02:54,710 --> 00:02:55,710 indulging. 38 00:02:58,410 --> 00:02:59,410 Besides... 39 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:06,750 Uh, girls like you, uh, kind of like crack, you know? You take one hit and 40 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:07,750 want the whole thing. 41 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:09,270 It's okay. 42 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:13,390 It's not okay. Besides, your mom would completely freak out. 43 00:03:13,670 --> 00:03:15,810 Well, I'll never tell her. 44 00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:18,590 Hair ape. 45 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:20,450 Nothing else. 46 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,360 God damn it. You got it correct. 47 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,760 Wow. 48 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,960 Leave it. Daddy has it. 49 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,120 Sure. Sure. We should be doing this. 50 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,040 I think it's a great idea. 51 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,740 Especially with mom's dad. 52 00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:35,090 Oh, that's a big one. 53 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:36,970 Oh, yeah. 54 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:44,230 That tight mouth. 55 00:04:44,850 --> 00:04:45,850 Oh, yes. 56 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:47,630 Oh, yeah. 57 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:49,990 Oh, 58 00:04:56,270 --> 00:05:02,470 fuck, yeah. 59 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,820 You're so much bigger than the boys at school. 60 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:11,940 I don't know if I should hear that. 61 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:09,780 Please. 62 00:06:46,730 --> 00:06:52,070 Look how big and fat it is in my tiny little hand Oh 63 00:06:52,070 --> 00:07:06,990 yeah 64 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:13,890 Sammy stand up for your 65 00:07:13,890 --> 00:07:14,890 little girl 66 00:07:40,229 --> 00:07:41,870 Thank you for watching. 67 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,640 I think my balls really struck that guy. 68 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,620 Now my brothers and sisters are laughing. 69 00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:50,180 You're naughty. 70 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:50,850 And that was the day my daughter and I decided that poker is a game best played 71 00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:51,850 with family.